JUST IN: Latest Chronicle survey reports 85% of Thomasians are ghosters

 

Photo by UST CASA Chronicle
Photo by UST CASA Chronicle

In a university-wide survey via Google Forms disseminated last week from March 21 - 25, Chronicle just completed its first survey-based article in collaboration with the greater Thomasian community regarding the number of ghosters in UST. 

This endeavor has been put in motion due to the growing concern among communities from different universities on the consistent efforts of Thomasians in ghosting people, right from the get-go during the talking stage. 

"Hindi ko alam, ba't ba 'ko pumatol sa taga uste, feel ko tuloy nasayang lang oras ko." A 3rd-year student from a different university in Manila mentioned in a follow-up email conversation with the publication. The student chooses to remain unknown, but she has expressed her frustrations upon being ghosted by Thomasians for the 5th time in a row. 

The survey has been conducted to teach Thomasians about their questionable attitude toward dating and other people's feelings; hopefully, also raise awareness that Thomasians are indeed ghosters by nature. Moreover, this article teaches you the importance of reading the whole post thoroughly and being mindful of the content because this is obviously a prank. Are you kidding? Chronicle will not bother to create a uni-wide survey on this topic, more so appeal to the attention of people who actually ghost others. 

Anyways, Happy April Fools' Day CASAns! As Allen Klein once said, "humor can be one of our best survival tools." With that, Chroni hoped you read the whole article because if not, how did you get to college? ðŸ¤¡ 

Afternote: The views and opinions expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect the publication, the Association it belongs to, and the University. As stated, this post is intended for humorous purposes in the spirit of April Fools' Day. 
CASA Chronicle Staff

As the official student publication of communication students at the University of Santo Tomas, CASA Chronicle stands as a platform for relaying reliable news and serves as an avenue where CASAns practice communication as an art and skill.

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